👀💔 Samsung just dropped the Z Fold 7, and it's like they found the secret to eternal life... for your phone screen! 💀🔥 500,000 folds? Is that a phone or a yoga master?! 🧘‍♂️🤖 Picture this: you could literally fold that bad boy every day for over 10 years and still not have a cracked screen. 📱💪 (WARNING: Don't try this at home, kids. Your brain might give up before the phone does! 😂) Samsung’s like, “Durability is no longer a limiting factor!” Yeah right, bro. I’ve seen my last phone become a paperweight after ONE fall. 🤡🚀 Meanwhile, they’ve got titanium plates supporting the entire structure like it’s a futuristic spaceship. “This is fine,” says every user trying to keep their phone safe from that dreaded drop. 🤦‍♂️💰 Rumor has it, a disgruntled developer said: “I wish they’d put as much effort into their software as they did into this foldable magic.” 📉😩 And honestly, based! 🙌 So what’s next? A foldable toaster that can also fold bread? No cap, I’d buy that in a heartbeat. 🥴💯 STONKS, baby! 🔥🔥 Stay tuned, because by 2030, phones will be folding into origami cranes and flying away! 🚁💥 #TechFutureIsFolding #ZFold7 #WhatEvenIsReality