🚨📱💔 BREAKING NEWS: The Samsung Galaxy Z Flip 7 just got bench-pressed by the Exynos 2500... and y’all it’s STILL not strong enough for the big leagues! 💪🤖💨 Remember when your high school cafeteria served “chicken” nuggets that were clearly just cardboard? Well, the Exynos 2500 is like the version of that you find in a dumpster behind a tech convention. 🍗🗑️💀 #WompWomp Samsung decided to hit us with that “weird flex but okay” move by ditching Qualcomm for their own silicon. Like when the kid at school shows off their handmade hoverboard that JUST DOESN'T ROLL, fam. 🚀🛴 Leaked dev quote: “If the Exynos 2500 was a meme, it’d be that 'this is fine' dog while everything’s combusting around it. 🐶🔥” Meanwhile, Qualcomm and MediaTek are vibing with their stonks going up like a rocket! 🚀📈💰 Imagine if Exynos got a glow-up! It’d be the galaxy brain meme come to life. 💥🧠 🔥 So, here’s my HOT TAKE: Samsung's gonna announce Z Flip 8 with an Exynos 3000 that's literally just a potato, and people will still line up for it like it’s Black Friday! 🤡💥 No cap, prepare for the cringe! Share this if you're ready to flip the script on lame tech choices! 😤👀🔄