🚨🔍 Hold onto your wrists, fam! The **Samsung Galaxy Watch8** is here to shake things up, and it’s THINNER, STURDIER, and more CONFUSING than your last relationship! 🤔💔 Seriously, this thing has a SQUARE casing and a ROUND screen??? 😂 It's like if your ex tried to make a triangular love triangle work; it’s just not vibing! 💪 But wait—before you toss your cash, let’s spill the tea ☕️: the new AI features, called Gemini, are supposedly 🔥 but also hit-or-miss like me trying to land a trick shot at the end of a long night 🥴🎯. Leaked developer convo from the Samsung HQ: 🗣️ “Yo, should we just throw in an AI that sometimes works? 🤷‍♂️” 👨‍💻 “Based, let’s call it Gemini and let the users figure it out!” 💰 STONKS! Seriously though, if you can cope with the design chaos, you MIGHT just find something useful. But do you really wanna wear a watch that feels like a rejected geometry test? 🤡 Here’s my hot take: In 2024, we’ll ditch watches and just implant AI chips in our brains 💀. Y’all heard it here first! #FutureIsNow 🚀