🚨📱BREAKING: The Samsung Galaxy Trifold is here, and it’s about as exciting as watching paint dry—if that paint was also a phone! 😂💤 Get ready for a foldable experience that screams, "I’m not really a smartphone, I’m just a fancy flip book!" 💪📖 Sources say the “major features” include *durability* (you mean it won’t break if I drop it off a 10-story building? Color me shocked!*-cough* Galaxy Note 7 *cough*). 💀🚧 AND it has *wireless charging*! Because who needs cables when you can channel your inner wizard with your magical Qi pad? 🧙‍♂️✨ According to an *insider* with a very loose grasp on reality (definitely not my mom) 😜, “We wanted to make it foldable how my hopes for dating fold every time I get ghosted.” 🤡🔥 But WAIT! What’s this? The leaked *user experience* video shows people using the trifold as a makeshift airplane wing! ✈️💨 “Can’t wait to launch a rocket while texting!” lol wut??? Prediction: We’ll be using this trifold as a coffee table in TikTok set-ups before you can say “Galaxy Brain™.” 🤯 This is fine. 🤷‍♂️💰 #Stonks #DurableButWhy Just remember to grab those stonks 🍳📈, because, no cap, this is the tech equivalent of a rug pull; we’re all just hoping it doesn’t pull us with it. 👀👋💔