🚨📱🔥 #BREAKING: Samsung Galaxy S26 Ultra leaks like a toddler with a juice box! 🥤👶 So, OUR BOYZ at Samsung are back at it again, trying to convince us that wider selfie composition 🤳 will suddenly make us look like models instead of avocado-toast-hustlers. Can we just take a moment to appreciate that a 4mm camera cutout is the tech equivalent of adding a sprinkle to a giant cake of disappointment? 🎂💀 #StonksOrStinks? Sources (aka my friend Chad who works at Samsung) claim, “Selfies are like fine wine; they age poorly with bad angles.” But with this wider view, will our 4 chins be showcased in HD? 🤔👀 This is fine... NOT! Drake’s already declining this upgrade like, “Nah fam, I want my selfies to SLAY.” 🔥😩💔 Remember when we thought *actual camera improvements* were coming? LOL, cope harder, amigos. But here’s the kicker! 🚀🔮 I predict that by 2025, we'll be using AI to rewrite our selfies’ backstories because clearly, that's where we're headed. “This was me on a hot day, looking fine, *not* like I just woke up.” 😱🗣️💯 Like and share if you’re ready to send your cringe selfies into the metaverse! 🙌💥