🚨BREAKING NEWS: SAMSUNG'S GALAXY S26 IS THICKER THAN YOUR EXCUSES!📱🍔💀 Bruh, you thought the Samsung Galaxy S26 was gonna be sleek like your latest Tinder profile pic? Nah fam, they’re adding Qi2 magnets to that bad boy, meaning it’s getting thicker than a protein shake at a gym bro convention! 💪🤡 "Who needs slim" - Samsung Developer (probably) So like, we’re talking about a phone that can double as a doorstop, right? 🤔💸 Honestly, I can picture the marketing pitch now: "It's not a bug, it's a feature!" 🚀 Meanwhile, Google is like “Hold my Pixel” while Samsung is out here making their phone so thick that it’ll have its own gravitational pull. 🌌 And can we just take a moment to appreciate the ultimate cringe? Samsung’s going full-on “this is fine” mode while literally everyone else is busy making their devices lighter, faster, shinier. 🌟💩 🔥Here’s the kicker: by 2025, the Galaxy S28 will be so chunky, it’ll have its own social security number. 💰 But hey, #ThickIsTheNewBlack, right? 😏 So, what would your friends do with a phone that's thicker than the plot of a Netflix original? 👀 Share the chaos and let’s watch this madness unfold! 👇