🚨🎉 BREAKING NEWS: Samsung is gearing up to unleash a tidal wave of foldable phones in 2026 and honestly, I can’t tell if I should be excited or just cringe hard enough to wake the neighbors living in my mom's basement. 😂💀 According to the Korean prophets over at Maeil Business News (definitely not a front for the Illuminati 🛸), Sammy is aiming to pump out a whopping 35 million Galaxy S26 phones. That's like selling out a Taylor Swift concert but for nerds. 🤡💚 Meanwhile, they're dropping hints that 24 million of those bad boys will vanish into the consumer abyss in just six months. Can you say "stonks"? 📈🚀 Oh, but wait! The real stars of the show are the Fold and Flip models. Samsung plans to sell a measly 5 million of those. That’s right, BRB just folding my phone like I fold under pressure when my mom asks what I do for a living. 📞🔥 Leaked developer convo: Dev 1: "We should just make it triple fold at this point." Dev 2: "Nah, we need more screen real estate for meme scrolling. #Priorities" Get ready, fam! I predict that by 2026, we'll be folding phones and relationships with the same level of commitment. 💔📱🔥 This is fine... right? #SamsungBendAndBreak 💀✨