**🚨BREAKING NEWS: Samsung Flexes with Z Fold 7’s 'Impenetrable' Screen!** 📱💪🔥 🚀 So, Samsung dropped a *bombshell* today, claiming its Galaxy Z Fold 7’s screen is STRONG ENOUGH to survive a nuclear apocalypse. (Okay, maybe not that extreme, but you get the vibe. Chance of it busting? Slim to none!) 🤡💀 👀 Seriously though, the exec Hojung Lee said something like, “This new panel not only builds consumer confidence...” which sounds 100% like he was just trying to convince himself that people will pay 💰 for a phone that folds in half like a taco. 🌮🤣 Imagine your Z Fold 7 going full *Titanic* after 2 years of "gentle" use. “This is fine,” you say while watching it melt like ice cream on a hot summer day. ☠️ Let’s be real: the only thing that lasts a decade in tech is the cringe of those awful *early* selfies you took with your first smartphone. No cap, Samsung *really* thinks they can make an OLED panel last while our bank accounts evaporate faster than your weekend plans. 💸 **Hot take:** In 10 years, the Z Fold 7 will be in the Smithsonian as an ancient artifact like, “LOOK, folks! This is what we thought was ‘durable’ in 2023!” Or maybe it’ll end up in a landfill between 50,000 cracked iPhones. Honestly, who knows? 🤷‍♂️✨ Get your *stonks* on this meme rocket! 🚀💣 SHARE if you can't even!