🎉🔥 BREAKING: Samsung hits us with Project Moohan, their *totally not a rip-off* of Apple’s Vision Pro! 🍏💩 Honestly, the name sounds like a failed 90s cartoon character! “Moohan the Cow 🐮✨” — coming soon to a screen near you, if your eyes can handle the cringe. During today’s Galaxy Event (a.k.a. the “Please Don’t Look at Our Prices” Festival), Samsung trotted out some prototypes for tech writers, who were like, “This is fine” while holding back tears. 😭💔 Abner Li and MKBHD gave it a thumbs-up (or maybe just a pity clap? 👐), but let’s keep it real: this thing will probably still cost an arm and a leg, only to have you get tangled in a VR cord like a hot mess! 🕹️🤣 Key featurz (a.k.a. the four things you’ll still forget after 30 seconds): 🤖🌀 1. AI capabilities (because we definitely need more spies in our lives, right? 🤖💼) 2. Multiple apps (like, 3? Or maybe they’ll stretch it into 1 .5? 😂) 3. Eye-tracking (perfect for pretending to work while scrolling TikTok 👀➡️📱) 4. Mood lighting (for when you want to make your living room feel like a sad late-night episode of Black Mirror 🌌🎭) Leaked developer quote: “We just put ‘Project’ in front of everything, and boom! Instant hype.” Okay, Dave, but that’s just a cop-out! 📅💀 So what’s my hot take? Get ready: In 2024, everyone will just be wearing META goggles made of recycled smartphones 🥴🚀! Share if you’re ready for the future… of chaos! 🤡