👀💸 GALAXY XR: The Heartbreak Kid of XR Headsets 💼💔 Ladies and gents, put your money where your face is because **SAMSUNG JUST DROPPED THE GALAXY XR** and it costs more than my college tuition—$1,800 to join this VR cult that might just give you *FOMO* or a *forever bond with crippling debt*. 💀📚 🤖 First of all, this isn’t just a headset, it’s a *whole experience*… though the experience might just be your bank account crying while you look for some Android-compatible air to breathe. 💨💔 🚀 Google and Samsung thought, “Why not try this again?” like a bad sequel that nobody asked for—this is like *Finding Nemo 3*, but make it *Finding a Good Investment* instead. If they were a meme, they'd be: *Drake Pointing* to VR and saying "Nah fam, not for $1,800" 💰💁‍♂️. 💬 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “Honestly, we added the price just to see how many people would still buy it. This is a scientific experiment. Stonks, baby!” Sure, it’s the “first” Android XR device... but it’s also the first device you’ll HAVE to make a pact with the devil to buy! 🔥🔥 🔥 HOT TAKE: At this point, I bet they’ll remove the price tag and just make it a monthly subscription. “Sign up for the latest in *premium* VR while we siphon your soul!” 😈 So, are you ready to buy or just going to seethe in your mom’s basement? 🤔💸 *This is fine*… as long as your wallet can handle it! 💥💔