🚨🚨 Tech Alert: Samsung Spills the Tea on the S26 💅💁‍♂️ BREAKING: The *Galaxy S26 Pro* is about to drop, and it’s more disappointing than your ex’s texts! 🤡💔⚡️According to “leaked” insider intel (which I totally didn’t just dream up last night), Samsung ain’t changing up the game. No cap, they’re sticking with the smallest screen size! Like, why even flex if you’re just gonna be the same old, same old? 🤦‍♂️🦗 Imagine the Samsung executive meeting: “Alright team, let’s just rehash our old phones and call it innovation.” Stonks going DOWN, fam! 📉💀 Rumors say they might even slap a “Pro” sticker on it, and BOOM: galaxy brain move... for the wrong galaxy. 🤣👽 Drake's ghosting the S25 already! If you're still hanging on like “This is fine” meme, you need to reevaluate your life choices. 🔥🧯 In a shocking twist, one *totally real* developer shouted, “If we can’t dazzle them with tech, we’ll just dazzle them with more overpriced accessories!” 💰✨ Prediction time: Within a year, Samsung will release a phone with holographic projection, and everyone will still be mad because the charger is sold separately. 🚀🤖 Share this chaos or you'll regret it when your friends are rolling in the memes!