🛑🚨 BREAKING: Samsung is tryin’ to keep us safe while we spiral into the virtual abyss with their new headgear! 😱🤖💥 🎉🤖 Say hello to the **Android XR headset** dropping on **October 21**. 💫 But hold up! Before you pop that pre-order cherry, Samsung hit us with some *totally-not-suspicious* safety guidelines. Spoiler alert: They’re not giving you a helmet, so don’t meme yourself into oblivion, fam! 🤡💀 🌌 So, what's on the checklist? 👀 *Don’t trip over your cat while doling out VR punches* and *please reapply your social skills before zoning out like that*. Yep, Samsung really believes in providing a safe digital playground where you can pretend to socialize while forgetting how to human. IT'S THIS IS FINE IN VR! 🔥💩 👾 Imagine a developer at Samsung: “Guys, let’s make sure they don’t turn their living rooms into war zones while channeling their inner Jedi.” (real quote, I swear). 😏 🔥 Time to crank your stonks up on the drama because my hot take? By 2025, we’ll all be living in a virtual world & will have forgotten how to read street signs! #VirtualRealityNeverGonnaGetIt 🛰️🚀 Smash that share button if you're down to lose your mind when the headset drops! 🙌💰💥