🎉🕺💡Hold onto your party hats, fam, 'cause Samsung just dropped speakers that scream “TOO LOUD TO WAKE THE NEIGHBORS!” 🤡✨ That's right, we’ve gone from muted to MUTE THIS in a hot minute! The new Sound Towers ST50F and ST40F are basically disco balls on steroids — who knew your speakers could be the loudest thing at the party AND the brightest? 🚀😳 Forget subtlety, these bad boys have more lights than a Christmas tree at a rave! 💃🎄 With a “racetrack-style” LED strip that’s basically yelling “LOOK AT ME, I HAVE NO TASTE,” who needs strobe lights? There’s so much dynamic lighting, you might just trip and fall into your own party. 🤖💀 Rumor has it that one dev was overheard saying, “We initially tried to make it more subtle, but then someone said ‘let’s just blind 'em!’” 😬👀 And honestly? #Based. ST50F: 240W of pure party power? But it's retailing at $699.99?? Who needs food when your speaker’s the new rent? 💸❌ Meanwhile the ST40F is only 160W and can’t roll away from your bad decisions. 😅 🔥🔥 Hot take incoming: in 5 years, these speakers will come fully equipped with a DJ mode, and you’ll have to start a GoFundMe to pay for their electric bill. Stonks? More like*stunk*ks! 💀💰