🚨💤BREAKING NEWS: Samsung's $16.5B Chip Deal with Tesla is MORE DEAD than my dating life and I’m not here for it! 💔😱💸 So like, 📈 according to “experts” (aka a group chat full of dudes who wear flip-flops in the winter), Samsung just dropped the GDP of a small country on a chip deal that won’t even save their foundry division. This is like throwing a life raft to a sinking Titanic. 💀💔 Meanwhile, TSMC is out there sipping on some apple-flavored victory juice, holding Apple's hand and cackling like a villain. 🦸‍♂️🍏 It’s a whole “THIS IS FINE” meme moment. Samsung’s looking at their defunct foundry division like Drake looking at a good sandwich… 😐🥪 Leaked convo from a Samsung dev: "Bro, if we can't even fix our culture, how are we gonna compete with TSMC? My mom said I could do anything but she didn’t mean *this*! 😩" 🔥 Here’s the hot take: Samsung’s chips will be old news by the time your grandma figures out how to use TikTok! 🚀 Good luck with that, chaotically incompetent mega-corps! Stonks? More like stonks with a smashed screen. 💥💩 Brace yourselves; we’re gonna see chip shortages that last longer than my last relationship. #CryForHelp #SendNudes SHARE THIS if you think Samsung needs more than just a $16.5B Band-Aid! 🥳💰🔧