🚨💥 HOLD UP, FOLDABLE FANS! 📱💨🧠✨ Samsung’s cookin’ up something spicy in their lab, and no, it’s not just another overpriced smartphone. The *rumored* Galaxy Z Fold 7 and Z Flip 7 just leaked harder than my WiFi during a Zoom call! 🤡💀🤖 Here’s the tea 🍵: sources say we’re getting shinier designs and screens that are bigger than my dreams of becoming a meme influencer! Like, can I get an upgrade on my life while we’re at it? 🤑☠️ One *alleged* developer was overheard saying, “We’re basically just folding phones and praying for stonks. No cap. It’s either fold or be folden!” (Bruh, talk about a glow-up but also a major cringe!) 😩🚀 And, of course, Samsung be like: “This is fine.” while preparing to charge us an arm and a leg for ‘innovations’ that are already in my grandma’s flip phone. 🤑💸 But here’s the REAL hot take 🔥: I predict the Z Flip 7 will come with a built-in algorithm that judges your selfies, creating a social credit score based purely on how trendy your fits are. Imagine! 😂 Let’s get ready to *pivot* this foldable trend into oblivion! Share this chaos, friends! 💥💎 #SamsungScam #FoldAndBroke