🎉📱 *BREAKING: Samsung Unveils the Galaxy S26 – YAWN!* 😴💤 In an *EXCITING* Q3 2025 earnings call, a Samsung exec announced features for the Galaxy S26, and we *literally* couldn’t be more thrilled… to nap! 💤💤💤 According to inside sources (aka my mom), they said, “We’ve added more cameras!” 📸😱 Wow, a whopping 87 lenses, because clearly having the ability to take pictures from 16 different angles of your breakfast wasn’t enough. 🍳🤳 Hold onto your overpriced Galaxy buds, folks! There’s a *new* thing called “Galaxy 4D Mode.” 🤯 What is that? 🤔 No one knows! But you can bet your last stonk 🤑 it’ll be marketed as *the biggest feature ever*. 🚀 🐐 *Leaked Samsung Dev Quote*: “We just didn’t want to be outdone by Apple’s 14 cameras, fr fr.” And if you were hoping for something thrilling, my bad, you’ll just get more gimmicky slow-mo videos of your dog licking peanut butter. 🥜🐶🔥 *Unhinged Prediction Alert 🚨*: Take all your savings and invest in a potato – it’ll still beat the Galaxy S26 in performance. No cap, Samsung is just building a *smart brick* at this rate! 🧱💀 So grab your Galaxy S25 because innovation is *so last year*! 💔💔💔