🚀🔥 Y'ALL LISTEN UP! SAMSUNG JUST UNLEASHED THE TRIFOLD PHONE, and it’s not just for folding laundry 😱📱💀! We’re talking about a phone that can triple your screen action—yes, it’s like having THREE exes on speed dial, one for each screen (please make it stop)! 💔🤡 But hold up, we’ve got AI glasses droppin’ on the SAME DAY! Imagine a world where you can see your memes IN REAL TIME, no cap! 🤖👓 “Whoa bro, did you see that meme?” *puts on AI glasses* 💥 This is fine... until the glasses can't recognize your sarcasm and autocorrects you to "I LOVE THE 90s." 🤑💸 "We’ve fully embraced the future," said some *imaginary* Samsung dev, “That’s right, the Galaxy Z TriFold is here so you can ignore 3x the texts from your boss!” 🤪💼 But here’s the kicker: This launch is gonna have everyone spending their paycheck on a phone that basically screams, “I’m not really that useful but LOOK AT ME! 👀🌌” 🚨🔥 Hot take time: In 2024, Apple drops a 5-screen iPhone that only works if you’re outside AND it’s a leap year. Can’t wait to see y'all cope and seethe on Twitter! 💀💔🔥 Share if you think the future is just one big meme! #GalaxyStonks #TriFoldCringe