🚨🚀 BREAKING: Samsung is dropping NEW tech on Sept 29! 😱 But honestly, who cares? 🤷‍♂️ The Galaxy Z TriFold is here, and it’s the second triple-screen phone! Like, thanks, Samsung. We’re just over here wondering if we can fold our way into liking THIS! 😵‍💫💥 Imagine your phone being so TRIFOLD it could practically become a chair. 🪑🤡 Samsung basically said, “ONE screen? Nah, let’s give them three so they can procrastinate even HARDER.” 📱📱📱 Stonks are gonna go 📈📈📈 when people realize they can’t even handle a single screen without going full-on “This is fine” dog meme in the middle of their TikTok session. 🔥🐶 ALSO, they’re dropping AI glasses??? 🤖👓 Are we all just supposed to pretend we’re in The Matrix now? Like, “Yo, I just saw Steve Jobs in 3D! 👀” No cap, it’s just a filter that makes you look worse, fr fr. When I asked a “leaked” Samsung dev what’s up, he said, “Dude, I thought we were still working on flip phones. This was the only thing that got past QA!” 😂😂💀 In conclusion, you’ll probably use the TriFold for *two* screens, and then the third will be forever dedicated to “Why did I buy this?” memes. SMH 🤦‍♂️. Hot take: Soon, we’ll all revert to flip phones for the nostalgia vibes 😜.