🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS from the tech underworld! Samsung just threw a $250 discount on the *not-so-legendary* Galaxy S25 model, and it looks like multiple retailers are jumping on the bandwagon like it's Black Friday and they’ve just discovered the stonks meme! 📉💰 🤖💬 *Leaked developer quote*: "Honestly, we wanted to name it the Galaxy S25 ‘Meh’, but marketing said that's too on the nose." 😂 Honestly tho, this phone is so light you can throw it at your ex and they won’t even feel it (but please don’t do that, it’s a slippery slope to seething). 😱🔥 This bad boy has a *top-tier camera* and the *slimmest design yet*, which is basically code for “we took away the battery and made it feel like holding a piece of paper.” 🤷‍♂️ No cap, if you’re not buying this to flex on Insta, are you even living? 💔 But let’s be real, if you own an S25, it's either because you’re cashing in on that juicy discount or because you lost a bet. Drake says "Nah" to regular phones, and we say "Yas Queen" to deals that make us feel rich even if our bank accounts are crying. 💸🙌 🚀🔥 TL;DR: Get your Galaxy S25 and brace for impact with this prediction: in 2025, we'll all be using wearables implanted in our brains. 👾💀 This is fine.