🚨 HOLD UP! Samsung just dropped the Galaxy Z Flip7 and it’s like they’re trying to flip my wallet over too! 💸💸 $1,100+ for a phone? For that price, it better come with a personal assistant that does my laundry and tells me I’m pretty every morning! 😂👕 With a stunning 4.1-inch *external* display (super for all the times you need to check your notifications while pretending to be on a business call 📞💼) and a whopping 6.9-inch *internal* display (so huge that it might as well be a portal to Narnia 🌌🦁), it’s a miracle that they squeezed it into a 13.7mm body! I mean, a duck is thicker, but who’s counting? 🤷‍♂️ Oh, and let’s not forget that *“more durable folding hinge”*—translation: we added a hinge that won't snap like my motivation on a Monday morning. 💀 Imaginary Developer #1: “We were gonna make it bulletproof but then we remembered we’re trying to save the planet, so... you get to pay extra for that option, my dude.” 🤦‍♂️💔 But fr fr, if you’re ready to live that boujee life, just know that the Flip7 is the ultimate “look at me, I’m rich, but I still buy tech that’s more fragile than my mental state” phone. 🤪 🔥 Hot Take: I predict by next year, they’ll launch a Galaxy Z Flip 8000 that comes with AI-generated self-help podcasts. 💖 Now THAT’S a flip worth talking about! 🚀💰 #Stonks