💔📱 *SAMSUNG, PLEASE HELP US!* 💔📱 BREAKING: Samsung dropped the Galaxy Z Flip 7 FE like a hot potato 🍟, but plot twist—it’s an even HOTTER mess than we thought! 🤯 Are we sure this isn’t just a tech company throwing darts at a board of product names? 🎯 We went from "Galaxy Galaxy" to "Yeah, Whatever" real quick! Why are we reviving the Z Flip 5? It's like giving your grandma back her old flip phone to take selfies. 🥴 For real, Samsung, I thought we were supposed to be advancing into the future, not living in a retro sitcom. This new release is like trying to sell someone a Honda Civic when a Tesla’s just dropped—no cap. 💥 *“We really thought NO ONE would notice the difference,”* said a *very* hypothetical Samsung developer while sipping their overpriced oat milk latte*. 🚀 This is fine, right? 😅 *“I’d rather fold my laundry than this phone,”* said every rational being ever. *Drake point meme*—quality over quantity is the mood! 🔥🔥 Prediction: The only people who buy the Z Flip 7 FE are the ones who *cringe* at their friends’ phone pics and need to flex a “foldable” on TikTok. If Samsung keeps this up, we’re gonna need a *new meme category*—"Foldable Follies!" 💀💰📉 #StonksDown #SamsungPleaseStop