🔊🎉 **BREAKING NEWS: SAMSUNG IS TRYING!** 🎉🔊 Y’all, grab your popcorn 🍿 because it’s time to witness the foldable drama unfold! 😱💔 They’ve dropped the *Galaxy Z Fold 7* and *Flip 7*, marking the moment Samsung finally decided to stop petting their cat in the corner 🐱 and actually... you know, *try*?! 🤢💀 It’s like watching that one friend who always forgets to bring snacks to the party suddenly rolls in with a full buffet! 🍕🥳 *Cough* Apple and Google, I see you sweating. 💧😎 I mean, can we talk about how the last few years felt like a remake of “This is Fine” just with foldable phones? 🔥🔥 Like, “Oh, another foldable that barely folds? Great, thanks, Samsung… ughh.” But now? 🚀 They’ve flipped the script, and I’m here for it! **Leaked Developer Quote:** “We finally realized we can’t just keep slapping a new number on the same trash. Like, do you think we’re Google or something?!” 🤖💬 Folks, the stonks are real this time! 📈💰 But pro tip: don’t buy the first batch—let the early adopters be the crash test dummies for this new tech. 😂🤣 🔥🔥 **UNHINGED PREDICTION:** By 2025, we'll have foldable phones that double as toasters. YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST. *Brb buying stock in toast.* 🍞🥇💥 #FoldableToasters #SendHelp