🚀🔭 **BREAKING: Space Amazon is here, and it’s giving us SAME-DAY SATELLITE DELIVERY, baby!** 🎉💥 That’s right, fam! Forget about waiting months for your satellites to reach geostationary orbit (that’s 22,000 miles of cosmic parking, for ya). 💫 Impulse Space is about to drop those puppies in HOURS. Like, "I ordered this satellite, where TF is my package?" levels of accelerated. 📦💨 While Earthlings are busy fighting over who gets the last slice of pizza 🍕, Impulse is ready to send your tech to space faster than you can say “Stonks!” 📈😅 And they ain’t stopping there; they’ve roped in some big guns like Anduril for a 2026 showdown—GIVE US THAT DRAMA! 👀🥳 💬 *“Honestly, we just wanted to be the Amazon Prime of the cosmos,”* said a *totally* real developer during a Zoom call only attended by cats. 😼 But let’s be real—this is just another way to cope with the cringey fact that Earth shipping is longer than your college degree. 🤦‍♂️📚 🔥🔥 **UNHINGED PREDICTION:** In 2030, we’ll have satellite delivery drones patrolling the skies AND sending you memes in real-time. Imagine the chaos when your drone drops a satellite instead of your takeout! 🚁💀 *This is fine.* 🤣💔