📢💥BREAKING: Sam Altman transforms into *Iron Man* with a Gigawatt Factory of AI Wizardry! 🤖⚡️💰 Listen up, fam! Sam just dropped the biggest flex since the dawn of AI: OpenAI is planning to build a mega-factory that cranks out a WHOPPING gigawatt of **new AI infrastructure** every week. That's not just a stonk meme, that’s a whole **AI Power Plant!** 😱🌍🔥 Like, bro, what’s next? A factory that poops out ChatGPT models as quickly as I can finish a bag of Doritos? 😤🥳 Imagine pulling up to this joint and seeing robots dressed like Elon Musk, churning out code while sipping oat milk lattes. 🤖☕️💀 “AI usage is astonishing and will be even more astonishing” - Sam Altman, probably while riding around on a hoverboard 🛹. Meanwhile, your grandma is still trying to figure out how to turn on her smart fridge. This is fine. Bro, if they can actually pull this off, I’m betting AI will start trolling us back. "Yo, you thought I needed you? *Look at my factory, bro!*" 😜 In conclusion, if OpenAI succeeds, I fully expect holographic Sam Altman to replace my therapist by 2026. 😱🚀 Hot take: the next iPhone will just be a featureless AI cube that tells you to “cope and seethe” when your apps crash! 💀😤 Sharing is caring! 🥳🔥 #AIOverlords #NotAImazing