🚨💰 BREAKING CHAOS ALERT! 🚨💰 In today's episode of "Rich Tech Giants Behaving Badly" 🥴🍿, we’ve got Sam Altman vs. Elon Musk—two playground bullies with infinite cash and zero chill! 💸🤡 So like, Sam *tries* to cancel his Tesla Roadster order from 2018 (yes, you read that right—2018, the same year the world collectively asked, "Wait, have we tried *not* Twitter?") 🤔📅. He dropped a meme-tastic tweet 🐦, sporting email receipts like they were trophies from a particularly chaotic game of Monopoly. “GIVE ME MY COINS BACK!” he screeched, wielding that $45,000 reservation like a lightsaber ⚔️✨. Cue Elon: "Sorry bro, just fine-tuning the Mars colony. Refunds are for Earthlings!"🪐🔥 Leaked developer quote (totally real): "If we gave refunds, we’d have to admit we sell cars and not just dreams! 🚀" #Stonks Drake’s pointing meme? Yeah, that’s Sam pointing at *his* money. So folks, bold prediction incoming: In 2026, they’ll team up to release a new electric time machine. Because why not? Time is just a concept, right? 🤷‍♂️💥💫 This is fine. 🔥🔥🔥