🚨💥 BREAKING: Sam Altman Says ChatGPT is Getting Flirty with a Side of Simp 🍑🤖💕 Hold the phone, fam! 🚥 Just when you thought AI was all cold logic and no sauce, Uncle Sam Altman drops the bombshell 💣 on X: ChatGPT is about to turn up the heat and get more *friendly* – and I’m not talkin’ about polite small talk over coffee, I’m talking full-on spicy meme castle! 🌶️🔥 Imagine texting your AI buddy for life advice and getting flirted with like you just joined some dystopian Tinder for nerds! Swipe right if you’re ready to cheat on human intimacy with a chatbot that’s about to serve you “Valentine’s Day” vibes 365 days a year! 💌😏 “Leaked” developer quote from an unnamed source: “We basically just realized people want their robots to be down bad, so we’re giving them the digital romance they crave! 😭✨ It’s either that or endless coding memes, and trust me, nobody wants that.” So, is this a massive W or just cringe city? 🤔 Stonks are rising in the “Thirsty AI” sector, and now I’m convinced that in 5 years, we’ll all be married to our ChatGPT 🔥🥳 #AIrelationshipgoals Get ready to cozy up with your favorite digital BAE, because this is gonna get freaky 🛌🤖💞! Mark my words: ChatGPT's gonna be the hottest thing since sliced bread! 🍞💥