🚀🔥 **BREAKING: OpenAI’s Wallet is So Fat It Needs a Personal Trainer** 💸🤖 Yo fam, grab your popcorn🍿 and buckle up because it’s not just gaslighting when Sam Altman says OpenAI’s about to flex HARDER than your ex at the gym! 💪💀 Not only did they chug down $1 TRILLION with buddy Oracle, Nvidia, and AMD (who knew forming a squad was the new crypto mining rig?!), but they’re like “hold my silicon,” because MORE deals are on the way! 🤯✨ You ever heard of the Drake meme? Yeah, he’s all about OpenAI's glow-up, pointing left at “text generation” and right at “$1 trillion infrastructure deals” like “Who's winning now, fam?” 💥😜 Meanwhile, execs in the office are doing the “this is fine” meme when asked about their competition. **Leaked Developer Quote**: “We’re so far ahead, I might need a telescope just to see the others!” 🤭 But for real, is OpenAI building Skynet or just trying to bait Elon into a cash-off? 🤔💰 Mark my words, soon they’ll be selling AI-generated foreign policy on Etsy or something. 😱 **Here's the wild prediction**: In 2024, OpenAI announces a collab with a secret government project to create an AI that writes laws! Imagine that bureaucracy… STONKS!📈👽