🚨💥 BREAKING: Sam Altman just threw the biggest shade at Uncle Sam! 🍿💀 In a stunning display of confidence (or utter denial? 🤔), he said he doesn’t want the government to play Mr. Moneybags for OpenAI if it tanks! #GamerMove So, ur telling me you’ve accrued a whopping $1.4 TRILLION in data center costs this year? 📈💰 And your revenue is only a measly $20 BILLION? 🥴🧮 Sounds like a live-action game of “Risk” where the stakes are your sanity and our collective future! CFO Sarah Friar had a slip-up at a Wall Street event 🙈 and then pulled a *quick* backtrack like she just remembered her ex’s birthday. “I meant to say we want to build a self-sustaining utopia,” she probably said while sweating bullets. 🏃‍♀️💨 Leaked Dev Quote: “Fr, fr, we’re not spiraling... we’re just incorporating ‘realistic fantasy’ into our business model.” 🤡💔 So, here’s the hot take: If OpenAI goes under, I’m predicting a new wave of AI devs flocking to TikTok for guidance. Soon enough, we’ll see dancing AIs trying to sell you their ‘Wisdom’ for $1.99 per byte. Prepare for a digital dystopia where algorithms can’t even pay rent! 💀🚀🔥 #Stonks #ThisIsFine