🚨🚨 BREAKING NEWS FROM THE LAND OF TECH GEEKS 🚨🚨 Sam Altman, the big brain CEO of OpenAI, just dropped some spicy takes hotter than your grandma’s chili 🔥— in a bizarre tweet storm, he’s calling out the Dems for being totally lost in the sauce 🥴. Yup, you heard that right! Talk about being "politically homeless," bro 🤔. Sam's out here waving his techno-capitalism flag like it's Black Friday and he's tryna grab the last TV on sale 🛍️. He’s basically saying, “Wake up, America! Where’s the entrepreneur juice? 💧” It’s giving me major *This is Fine* vibes while everything burns around him 🔥😬. The dude’s going full galaxy brain, claiming they’ve turned innovation into a stale breadstick 🍞 - and let's be real, nobody wants to bite that! Leaked developer quote: “I’m just here so I don’t get fined!” - probably a disgruntled coder working on ChatGPT 12.0 🤖. Get ready for a world where tech companies will flex their crypto-collab with avocado toast 🥑💰— fr fr, can you say "stonks"? 💸 **Hot take: next year, expect an OpenAI presidential campaign. I can see it now: 'Make Tech Great Again' hats everywhere— no cap!** 🤡🚀