🎉🚨BREAKING: OpenAI's Sam Altman just took a giant leap by saying ChatGPT won’t be therapy for teens anymore! 🙅‍♂️💔 Y'all remember when AI was just a fun way to generate cat memes? Now we gotta put up guardrails like we’re at a childhood playground! 🛡️🤣 In a recent blog post, Altman was basically like, "We gotta keep the kids safe from the dark corners of the chatbot universe," which sounds more like a sequel to a horror movie than tech news. 🎬👻 He’s cooking up an “age-prediction system” to tackle this, because nothing says "trust me" like AI trying to guess if you're 17 or 70. 💀⌛️ Parental units are *definitely* going to be like Drake pointing, “Let’s protect the kids” while simultaneously sipping on their “don’t tell my kids I use ChatGPT” lattes. ☕️🥴 🔥💰Pro tip: If you’re under 18 and your AI tells you to stop existing, just remember: it’s not personal, it’s just code! And here’s my HOT take: Soon, we’re gonna have to verify our birth certificates just to get a discount on pizza delivery! 🍕🤯💳 Get ready for AI that asks for your age before revealing the last episode of your favorite show! This is fine. 🤪💥 #TechChaos #NotAllHeroesWearCapes