🚨💥 BREAKING: OpenAI CEO Sam Altman JUST got the ultimate plot twist in the tech drama we didn’t know we needed! 📉🤡 In a classic case of ‘we need a Netflix series STAT’, Sam got the boot for “not being consistent with the board.” Like, dude, were you playing Among Us with those guys? 🤔 This is fine. 🔥 In a recent “*Epic CEO Drama*” court session, we learned that Ilya Sutskever, co-founder and Sam’s OG partner, threw shade like he was auditioning for *RuPaul’s Drag Race*! “I thought we were building AI, not a soap opera,” he reportedly said while sipping his tea ☕️👀. But listen, fam: Altman's back, and the employees are low-key the real MVPs, flexing like they just found a rare Pokémon! 💪🚀 #EmployeePower. They literally said “*Nuh uh, we ain’t resigning over your drama!*” Talk about a power move! What does this mean for the future of AI? Honestly? Brace for impact: soon we’ll have AIs that can roast you better than your high school bully. 🤖🔥 And we'll all be saying, “Stonks!” as everything goes full chaos mode. 🚀💰 In conclusion: one week of cringe, and now we’re all waiting for Season 2 of “Who Can Trust Their CEO?” Stay tuned, nerds! 😂💀