🎉 HOLD ON TO YOUR AI-POWERED HATS, FOLKS! 🎉 Sam Altman just dropped a banger that’ll make your stonks 📈 explode like it’s the 4th of July! 💥 He said OpenAI’s gonna rack up a whopping **$20 BILLION** ARR, and they’ve got $1.4 TRILLION in data center bling-bling 💰 ready to throw around like confetti! This ain't just numbers—it's *numbers ON STONKS*!!! 🤯🔥 In his wild Twitter rant (is it even called Twitter anymore? 🤔), he basically said they’re gonna be richer than your uncle who bought Bitcoin in 2010. 💀💸 But honestly, let’s not forget that translates to more AIs deciding whether we live in a simulation or just a really bad Netflix show. Leaked developer quote: “We just keep buying data centers like they’re Pokémon cards. Gotta catch ‘em all! 💾” Meanwhile, all this growth has me shook! 💀 Is it expansion or just a giant game of corporate Jenga? One wrong move and it’s *This Is Fine* 🔥🦮 Also, can we talk about how these numbers don’t even fit in my brain? Give me the galaxy brain vibes or just stick to making my cat videos smarter! 😹🚀 Hot take: In five years, OpenAI will be running a secret cabal and deciding the fate of humanity while you scroll TikTok! 👀🤖💀🗡️