🚨🔥 BREAKING NEWS: SAM ALTMAN'S NEW THING IS LIKE THE COPYRIGHT PHOENIX RISING FROM THE ASHES, AND EVERYONE'S LOADING UP THEIR CAFETERIA TRAY FOR THE MESS! 🍽️😱💣 So apparently, Sam “the wizard” Altman is getting spicy with OpenAI’s new app Sora 💀✨! He’s strapping on his detective hat and saying they’re adding *granular*, opt-in copyright controls. Like, do you HAVE to? 🧐💾 I mean, bro, is this a video app or a copyright law class?! 🤔📚 Imagine this convo, okay? 💬 **Developer 1:** “Dude, we’re just making videos.” **Sam:** “Yeah, but what if instead of fun, we give people the existential dread of copyright?” **Developer 2:** “That’s a huge brain move, I’m down.” 🤯🤷‍♂️ In two shakes of a pixelated cat, we’ll be drowning in so many permissions it’ll feel like we’re in the DevOps version of ‘This is Fine’! 🔥🐕 Also, I’m calling it now: this will end in a ball pit of legal headaches so deep even the best lawyers can't escape. 🚀🧠💸 Prediction time: Sora launches with more red tape than a 5-year-old’s birthday party, and in 3 months, we’ll see #FreeSora trending! 😱🆘 Y’all better brace yourselves! 😳💯 #StonksOrStonksNot