🚨🎉 Hold onto your keyboards, fam! 💻🔥 Sam Altman just dropped a bombshell that has the tech world seething with rage and despair! 🤡💀 🚫💔 That's right, folks! The OPEN-WEIGHT model from OpenAI is getting delayed AGAIN! I mean, can we get a stonks chart showing the downward spiral of our hopes?! 📉😩 Everyone was ready to ride the hype train 🚂💨 and now it’s been derailed Wile E. Coyote style! 🐦💥 In a completely REAL (not fake) leaked convo, one OpenAI developer was like, “We wanted to ensure the model wasn’t going to throw a robot apocalypse, but memes come first, right?” 😂💔 Meanwhile, security testing is now the new “Let’s push this back indefinitely” strategy. Like, just how many safety tests do we need?? 🤔 Yo, OpenAI, this is like the boyfriend who keeps saying “just one more week” when he ghosted you! 🚫👻 #Cringe 😭 So tbh, do we trust Sam or is this a classic “It’s fine, everything’s fine” moment? 🤷‍♂️🔥 🔥UNHINGED PREDICTION: By the time they release this thing, ChatGPT will be giving TED Talks on how to cook instant ramen while reciting Shakespeare. 👀📚🍜 #AIForTheWin 🤖💯