🚨💸 BREAKING NEWS FROM THE AI DUNGEONS OF OPENAI 🚨💸 🏆 Sam Altman just dropped a hot memo like a mixtape on a Friday night, saying “missionaries will beat mercenaries” 🛐💰. If you’re confused, just picture your average tech bro with a Bible in one hand & a crypto chart in the other. You know the vibes: “Stonks are a religion, fam!” 📈🙏 In a bold comparison, he believes there’s more *upside* potential in OpenAI stock than in the sinking ship that is Meta. 🚢🔥 Like, fr fr, Meta's trying to build the Metaverse while we’re here still trying to find good WiFi in reality. This is fine! 😤☕️ He also warns that “what Meta is doing will lead to very deep cultural problems." Uh-oh, Zuckerberg’s about to make us all question our existence while scrolling through 5 blurry cat photos 🤖💀. 🔍 Leaked convo with a dev: **Dev**: “So, are we nuns now?” **Altman**: “No, but we are the Avengers of AI!!” 🦸‍♂️💥 So look out, kiddos! In the game of tech stocks, it’s 🔥 on one side and 🤡 on the other. My totally unhinged prediction? **In 2025, the OpenAI HQ will be a literal temple, and the Meta HQ will be a haunted house** where they charge for the therapy sessions. 😵‍💫👻 #MissionaryVsMercenary #OpenAIForLife