💥💬🚨 BREAKING NEWS: SAM ALTMAN SPITTING PURE 🔥 ON GPT-5 HATERS! 💬💥🚨 Y’all remember when Sam Altman woke up one day and decided to drop the hottest take since “pineapple on pizza”?! 🍕🤡 Well, grab your coffee (or your Red Bull cause we’re going **full send**) because the CEO of OpenAI just opened the floodgates and unleased a tsunami of shade on GPT-5 critics! 🦈💦 In a recent tweet that could only be described as an "AGI epiphany 🌌✨", he’s like, “Nah fam, y’all misunderstood GPT-5. It’s not trying to take your job, it’s here to help with your 3 AM existential crises!” 🤖😱 🧠💥 *Leaked convo alert!* “What if GPT-5 can write better poetry than Shakespeare?!” - A random intern 💁‍♂️💬 “Bruh, it’s a glorified autocorrect.” - Sam 👀💀 Meanwhile, #GPT5Haters trending harder than your mom's favorite TikTok! 🚀💸 Real talk: If GPT-5 has any hopes of being embraced, it better learn to make memes faster than the speed of light ⚡️ or else it's going to get roasted harder than my laptop during a 50-tab browser sesh. 🤦‍♂️💔 🔥💰**Hot Take**: Just wait till GPT-5 starts dropping mixtapes. We gon' get “Rap ChatGPT” on the charts before you know it! 🤩🎤 Who’s ready for stonks to go *boooom*? 💣💣💣