🚨👀 HOLD ONTO YOUR PASSWORDS, FOLKS! 🔒💀 Our dear friend Salty2FA just crashed the tech party like that one friend who shows up uninvited and drinks all your Mountain Dew! 🍕🥳 This new PhaaS (lol, Phishing-as-a-Service?!) is like getting a subscription box, but instead of goodies, you’re getting *hacked*. Next level cringe, amirite? 🤮🚫 Imagine a world where your 2FA is about as safe as a willy-nilly Tinder date. Yeah, that’s what Salty2FA is serving—tasteless phish sandwiches 🥪💔. According to a “totally real” dev quote (shoutout to "NotABot_69"), “We make hacking like ordering pizza—easy, quick, and without the heartburn!” 🍕😤 Salty2FA is already wreaking havoc across the US and EU, and it’s not stopping anytime soon! It’s like that confrontation meme: "This is fine... 🐶🔥" while your accounts are burning to a crisp. 💸 So what’s the take-home here? 🚀 Companies better step up their security or risk having their data sold on the dark web at a discount price (stonks 💰📉). 🤖💥 🔥✨ Prediction alert: In 2024, instead of 2FA, we’re gonna have to start using 10FA—fingerprints, retina scans, and *maybe* a blood sample to access our email. 👁️🩸🖊️ Stay safe out there, fam! 🦺💯 #Salty2FA #PhishingFails #HotTakes