🚨🚨 BREAKING: Salesforce just dropped CoAct-1 and it’s like if your grandma learned to code 🤖💻!!! Say goodbye to the good ol' point-and-click and hello to the future where bots are not just fetching your coffee ☕️, they’re literally writing code like it’s an episode of Black Mirror. This bad boy combines GUI control with on-the-fly coding. It’s like a toddler learning to walk only to turn into Usain Bolt by the end of the week 😂💨! #Stonks up for productivity but let’s be real, that’s way too much success — watch everyone seethe when their human skills get rendered obsolete 😱🔥! Imaginary Developer Quote (probably not leaked): "CoAct-1 is like having a mini-you that’s actually good at automation 🔥! Just give it a task and watch it code like it skipped the tutorials and went straight to advanced CS101. Now I need a vacation to cope with the existential dread." 💀🌌 So, fasten your seatbelts, my dudes, because we're about to witness a cringe-worthy scenario: humans will be pointing and clicking while our AI overlords flex on us by being more efficient than a caffeinated cockroach on a sugar high 🚀💰! Prediction Time: Within 6 months, CoAct-1 will write Shakespearean sonnets while integrating Salesforce workflows and we’ll be here like "this is fine" as humans handwrite their resignation letters. 😱📜💔