🚨💥BREAKING NEWS: Salesforce 🏢 just dropped a whopping $100 million on Doti 🤖, the AI search startup that’s basically Google for your company’s internals. That’s right, folks, they just paid 14.2 times more than what I paid for my ramen last week! 🍜💰 “Yeah, dude, I guess they found a way to search for ‘how to look busy at work’ 😂,” said an imaginary Salesforce dev in the break room. The struggle is real, fam! Doti’s tech is like if Siri and a search bar had a baby but that baby just only ever searches internal docs and PowerPoints about why your boss is a meme lord. 🤡💼💻 But honestly, why do we need AI to help us find files??? Like, just rename them, Steve! Do better. This is fine. 🔥 Salesforce said they’re beefing up their A.I. game. Honestly, low-key, they just want to be the stonks 💹 of the software world. Remember when they tried to be cool and bought Slack? 😂 Cope & seethe, Microsoft Teams! 🔥🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: In 2025, they’ll be acquiring a startup that lets you ask your fridge for snack recommendations based on your mood. Brace yourselves, the future is wild! 🚀💀