🚨🔥💔 BREAKING NEWS: Salesforce is out here telling us our sensitive data is just chillin’ like it’s at a backyard BBQ, all because of a wild bug called *ForcedLeak*! 🍔💩 We’re talking a CVSS score of 9.4—basically a techie’s version of *"It's fine"* while the 🔥 burns behind them. 🤡💀 🕵️‍♂️💼 Cybersecurity researchers threw down the gauntlet, saying this could let hackers swipe your CRM data like they’re at a Black Friday sale for secrets! Seriously, what’s next? They’ll be selling our love letters and snack preferences on the dark web? 😬💌 🤖💬 "I just wanted to help customers, not become a data leak! 🤦‍♂️" - An imaginary Salesforce dev who totally didn’t see this coming. And let’s not even pretend this isn't a *massive* L for Salesforce, fam. They might as well get a tattoo that says “Stonks to the floor! 📉💸!” So brace yourselves, because my cracked crystal ball says that soon enough, every CRM will come with a side of *ForcedLeak* for FREE! You heard it here first, buckle up! 😤🚀💥 #DataLeakMadness