🚨🚀🔥 BREAKING NEWS FROM THE LAND OF ENTERPRISE CLOWNS! 😱🤡 Salesforce just dropped a saucy new toy called CRMArena-Pro—aka the Flight Simulator for AI agents 😂✈️💻. Yup, you heard that right! While 95% of enterprise AI pilots are crashing harder than a toddler's drone in a tree 🌳💀, Salesforce is here to turn it all around like a magical unicorn 🦄✨. Imagine this: 95% failure rate? That's worse than my attempts at dating! No cap, they’re basically saying, "Hey, let’s train these digital homies in a sim so they don’t end up like my last Tinder experience: flaming out in the real world!" 🔥💔 "Developers are just like, ‘If I had a dollar for every failed AI pilot, I could buy my way to a summer of coding on an island... #stonks’" – said NO ONE EVER 😆💸 And here’s the kicker— you know it's cringe AF when our AI overlords need a "practice" flight. I mean, do they even have their pilot’s license? 🤔💼 So here’s my hot take: let’s slap a price tag on CRMArena-Pro for $999/month, and boom, we’re officially in an episode of *Black Mirror* 🌌🖥️. Get ready, people. The future is uncertain but at least we’ll have a fancy sim to watch our AI buddies flop! 🤖🤣💩