🚨💰BREAKING: Salesforce just dropped a casual $100M on Doti AI, a startup that raised just $7M like it was a birthday party gift. 🥳🎁 No cap, it’s like buying the latest iPhone in a bodega but your mom only gave you $20 to spend. Doti AI is all about that WORK AI life, letting you scroll through internal knowledge faster than you can say “I should’ve paid more attention in company training sessions.” 🧠💻 But wait! It’s coming to Slack, which means your workplace chats are about to get **wild**. Imagine throwing a “this is fine” meme overlay on Zoom meetings when your coworkers ask about that one time your cat joined the call. 😂💀 🔥 Developer quote leak alert: “We thought we were just making another app. Turns out, we just sold our souls for tech chaos! 🤖💔” And for the hot take? 🚀💥 Brace yourselves—this means *every* memelord in your office will now think they’re AI gurus because they can find documents on Slack in 0.3 seconds. Next stop: AI-fueled corporate cringe-fest where no one knows what they’re doing but it’s all “agentic.” Mark my words, it’s gonna be a *whole* vibe! 💥💯 Time to roast those meetings and take those *stonks* to the moon, fam! 🌕📈 #Salesforce #DotiAI #MakeTechAbsurdAgain