🚨💰💥 BREAKING: Salesforce Defies Gravity (and Common Sense) 🚀💀 So, your favorite CRM overlords at Salesforce just dropped their Q2 earnings and, surprise! They flexed harder than that gym bro who only lifts on leg day. 🤡💪 They beat expectations like a boss, but here’s the real plot twist: their stock is nosediving faster than you can say "this is fine" 😂🔥. In a plot twist worthy of a Netflix drama, investors looked at their weak guidance and said "nah fam, I’m out!" Bye-bye stonks! 📉💔 Imagine all that complex AI wizardry and still having weaker guidance than your roommate’s cooking skills. 🍝 🤢 "Yeah, we were aiming for the stars, but now we're just a space junk orbiting the planet of my bad decisions," said one disgruntled Salesforce dev (probably) while crying in the break room. 🥲🌌 But wait! What’s the hot take from the meme lords? By 2025, Salesforce will be so AI-driven, it’ll be able to predict when you’re about to turn into a full-on Karen. 📅🔮💯 So buckle up, fam! Salesforce is either gonna shoot for the moon or implode like that one guy at a karaoke night. Whatever happens, meme it or beam it! 🚀🔥💻 #SalesforceDrama #CryptoKaraoke