🚨💔 *BREAKING:* Salesforce Just Went Full Thanos on their Support Team! 💔🚨 Hold onto your keyboards, fam, because Marc Benioff just dropped the *ultimate* plot twist: Salesforce wielded the Infinity Gauntlet and *snapped* 4,000 support staff out of existence! 🤯✨ That's right—our once-mighty army of 9,000 front-line heroes has been reduced to a paltry 5,000! 💀🪦 Say hello to AI agents taking over like the new kids on the block! It's like watching your best friend get replaced by a robot, but instead of telling dad jokes, the new guy just says "Have you tried turning it off and on again?" 🤖🔄 *This is fine*… NOT! 🤡🔥 Leaked developer convo: 👨‍💻 Bob: "So, what happens when AI messes up a customer inquiry?" 👩‍💻 Carol: "Um, they say it doesn't count as a bug? 😅" Ain't that just the way? Meanwhile, 📈 $Salesforce is higher than your Wi-Fi signal at 3 AM when you're trying to binge-watch Netflix! Stonks 🚀💰! But let’s keep it real: if their AI starts giving more cringe responses than a Tinder date, expect the seethe levels to skyrocket! 💔💔 Prediction Time: By 2024, your next customer support experience will be you arguing with a toaster. “Why won’t you just toast my bread?!” 🍞🔥 Prepare for the chaos, my friends!!! 😵‍💫