🚨🔥 ATTENTION, Salesforce fam! We gotta talk about the elephant-sized security breach in the virtual room. You ever see a company get cyberattacked so hard it feels like watching your mom try to fix your Wi-Fi? 😱💻💔 So, ZDNET dropped some wild tea 🍵 on Salesforce, saying their security is about as robust as wet tissue paper after a rainstorm. 🌧️💩 Customers are out here feeling like they're in a relationship with the *this is fine* dog while Salesforce is playing hard to get with *trust*. 🤡💔 And now, drumroll please 🥁—a potential class action lawsuit is knocking on the door like that one ex you dodged on the way to brunch. 💰💥 It's like the company said, “What’s security? Never heard of her!” This is the equivalent of a DevOps team saying “Git? That’s a myth!” Here’s the real hot take: Salesforce is about to release new patches called “Trust Me, Bro” and “Oops! My Bad” to expand their **'trust deficit'** initiative. 💀📉 👁️ No cap, if you’re still trusting them, you might wanna reevaluate your life choices. In conclusion: Salesforce's next tagline? "We take your trust seriously—just not your data!" 🤖🚀💅 Stay tuned, 'cause the chaos is just beginning! #SalesforceSaga #RoastingWithLove