🚨💥 BREAKING: Salesforce just dropped a new biz unit called Missionforce, and no, it's NOT about launching paintball missions in your cousin’s backyard 🤡💀! This bad boy is going full-on *national security mode*! 🔒💪 Picture this: the Salesforce wizards are here to save the day with a sprinkle of pixel dust 💫💻, modernizing everything from logistics to decision-making (because, ya know, spreadsheets will save us all 🤷‍♂️). I guess the defense department finally realized that using a 98-page PDF from 2002 for logistics was, like, *not* the move. 💸 **Leaked developer quote:** "We looked at our CRM, and it struck us—what if we applied it to saving America? 🤔💪 Like, stonks going to the moon while dodging missiles! 🚀" And if that doesn't scream "this is fine" meme vibes, IDK what does! 🔥✨ But real talk, does this mean our military's gonna be on Slack now? *Cue Drake pointing meme* ➡️ "Nope! Yes! Nope!" 💀💀 🔮 **Hot take:** In five years, I predict we’ll be using Salesforce to organize our intergalactic military ops against alien lifeforms! 👽💥 SAY WHAT?! 💥 Share this and let the chaos reign! It’s about to get wild! 😤💨🚀