🚨💥 Salesforce just dropped some *seriously next level* tech that makes the "deep observability" we all knew was missing in our lives, like a hidden boss in a bad RPG. 🎮💀 You thought your emotional baggage was deep? Nah fam, this is about AI managing your AI. 🤖💔 In the era of digital agency, Salesforce is like that friend who works out and can lift your mood up (or your wallet down) with its new Agentforce 360 Platform! 🏋️‍♂️💰 They’ve got "agents" embedded like they’re doing a reverse-engineering of office life—because why let humans have any fun when your AI can do it all? 🤡 💬 *Leaked developer quote*: "Bro, I thought deep observability was just a fancy word for stalking AI. Turns out I was right. 😂" 💼 But let’s be real: this is major cringe. Salesforce, please. Is this just another way to make “hybrid workflows” sound like some cringe corporate lingo? If I wanted to manage my agents better, I’d just threaten them by turning off the WiFi! ⚡🤷‍♂️ 🔥FINAL PREDICTION: Coming 2025, Salesforce will announce “Emotionally Aware AI” that can also roast your weekly performance reviews while simultaneously slinging coffeemakers like a turducken of tech chaos! 🍗☕️ Y’all better buckle up, it’s gonna get wild! 🚀✨ #Cringe #Stonks #SalesforceSeethe