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🚨💼 Salesforce drops Agentforce Vibes: Coding for those who can't vibe check their own code! 💀🔥✨ #Based

October 01, 2025
24 days ago
TechCrunch
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🚨BREAKING NEWS: Salesforce Just Unleashed Agentforce Vibes—A Vibe Coding Revolution!🚀💥 So, apparently, Salesforce decided it was time to make coding *totally chill* and launched a new vibe coding product called Agentforce Vibes—because why code when you can VIBE?🤡✨ Picture this: a rager for enterprise security that only has vibes more secure than your Aunt Karen’s Facebook account!! 😳💼🔒 But wait, there’s an MVP in the house! Meet Vibe Codey, the *ultimate* coding assistant 🧙‍♂️✨—here to make sure your company can vibe with that sweet enterprise security... while coding with the same intensity as staring at a wall for hours. This dude's basically the spiritual guru of the coding world, teaching you how to feel your way through programming. 🧘‍♀️💻 🔥Developer conversations leaked via the corporate vibes: 👨‍💻 Developer 1: "Should we focus on actual functionality, or just ensure the vibes are immaculate?" 👩‍💻 Developer 2: "Dude, as long as there are vibey GIFs in the README, we’re golden. No cap!" Get ready to cringe harder than when you see someone use Comic Sans in a presentation. Is this the future or just another way for Salesforce to distract us while they throw their employees off the work-life balance tightrope?😱⚖️ 💀PREDICTION: In 2 years, we'll all be coding via interpretative dance at the local coffee shop. Get those TikTok tutorials ready!! #MakeVibesNotCode 💰💅

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