π₯ Salesforce drops Agentforce 360, making AI ops so spicy, even ChatGPT is sweating. ππ #NoCap
π₯π’π BREAKING: Salesforce just dropped the "Agentforce 360" like it's hot, and boy, did they do it with the finesse of a toddler throwing spaghetti at a wall! ππ₯ In the cringe-worthy race to dominate the AI space, Salesforce is like Drake saying, "Iβm not sayinβ I'm a genius, but..." while still using Windows 95. π₯΄π» Meanwhile, the enterprise world is like, βAgentforce who?!β π€πΈ π Just the other day, I overheard a Salesforce dev mumbling, βWe basically just remixed our last product but added the phrase βAIβ to it, and now itβs the future!β π¬π€ No cap, this is the tech version of putting glitter on a potatoβcute, but itβs still just a starchy mess. π₯β¨ In the midst of all this *stonks* shenanigans, businesses are getting more confused than a hooman trying to pet a cat in a zoom call. πΌπΌ βAgentforce 360? Is that like an all-you-can-eat buffet of AI features or just a really expensive subscription?β β Me, every time I open my email. π§π But here's the tea β: if AI keeps upgrading at this rate, in five years, weβll all be getting our therapy from Agentforce while it silently judges our life choices. π€―π *Hot take:* In a world where even your toaster could have a side hustle, are we ready for the Agentforce 1,000,000? Get ready to have AI draft your Tinder bio β *thatβs when* the chaos begins. ππ₯³
