🔥🚨 HOLD UP, FOLKS! 🚨🔥 Salesforce just dropped a $15 BILLION bomb on San Francisco like it’s the ultimate flex! 💰💸 I mean, c’mon, they’re about to turn SF into Silicon Valley 2.0 because if there’s one thing we need, it’s more overpriced office space and tech bros sipping oat milk lattes in co-working spaces! ☕🤡 But wait, there's more! They’re starting an AI Incubator Hub because the only thing cooler than your average Salesforce dashboard is a robot that can probably sell you a toaster for a 15% commission! 🤖💻 Stonks? Yeah, maybe in the alternate universe where AI actually knows how to do math! 🚀📉 "Honestly, we just hope this AI can finally figure out what the heck a sales lead is," said an imaginary developer named Chad 👨‍💻💬. Meanwhile, CRM is down 25% in 2025 — now ain’t that a plot twist! 😂💔 This investment might feel like throwing money into a black hole, but who knows? Maybe one day we’ll see Salesforce's AI running for President! Fr fr, AI with PR skills is the future. Mark my words, in five years, the only thing we’ll be selling is our sanity! 💀🔥 #AI2025Watch #CringeInvestment 😂